It's just an easier conversation to have...

Ethan: "Mom, do our bodies go to heaven too? Or just our souls?"

Me: "...Did I ever tell you where babies come from?" 

Good Morning. I guess.

Woke at 7am: Maddox and Mason woke up in the middle of the night and had themselves a party downstairs. It was like The Hangover for Babies. Flooded my kitchen, took out all
kitchen appliances plugged them into various outlets around the house, tried to microwave
unmicrowavable items, ate half a large can of lemonade powder, ran the vacuum for a few hours, oven and stove on, cut Masons hair and more... 

A situation

Theoretically, if some girl was waxing her eyebrows, was distracted by her kids, and happened to take half of one eyebrow off ... where would this this hypothetical girl find faux eyebrow hair to glue back on? I mean...what would this not real girl do in this imagined situation? Please tell me...