I don't "Elf on a shelf." I'm not that Mom. Props to those who can keep it together to do that. This summer, I coached Masons baseball team and during the second inning of one game, I ran off the field because just then I realized that I forgot to pick him up and bring him to the game. So no. I don't Elf on a shelf. I barely make it through the day.
Our tooth fairy also has a lot of union holidays and I already ate all the advent candy before Christmas.
