Allegedly.

My mother in law has, by accident, allegedly, been giving me Prenatal vitamins instead of Vicodin since my surgery yesterday because of a bottle mix up. I've been in a hell of a lot of pain the past two days but at least my hair will be shiny! *%&#!

Royal Flushed

When you lose a tournament with a great hand and you catch yourself on fire ‐ that's a bad night of poker. 

A Prayer

Dear God, I know I'm not always the good person I could be and I cursed a lot during the Texas/Nebraska game but please let me do well at this interview and get this job! I promise to send an apology to Mack Brown, Colt McCoy, and the Big 12 refs for my all ranting in a very unlady like manner on Saturday. Always, Angela 

It's a hat trick.

Maddox & Mason are pulling a fast one. They are in their highchairs and you leave to go get something, you say 'wait...wasn't that baby in THAT chair?' and then you shake it off. Then you turn back around to them and they are back in their original high chairs giggling. Yes, they are acrobat-like and laughing during the whole trick.

Last night I had a dream that my large cruise ship sank Titanic style and I went to

heaven where heaven is a large bright room with a very comfortable leather couch and the largest big screen plasma TV ever... and I sat on it and watched football all day with Goldie Hawn. My team always won :) 

Watching Ethan at football practice thinking that he might not be the next Eli

Manning...There is a good chance he will be the next Ryan Secrest.   August 26, 2006

Nightmares

Ethan came and woke me up at midnight crying his eyes out because there was a scary, scary man on the television. It was Larry King...