Last night I had a dream that my large cruise ship sank Titanic style and I went to

heaven where heaven is a large bright room with a very comfortable leather couch and the largest big screen plasma TV ever... and I sat on it and watched football all day with Goldie Hawn. My team always won :) 

Watching Ethan at football practice thinking that he might not be the next Eli

Manning...There is a good chance he will be the next Ryan Secrest.   August 26, 2006

Nightmares

Ethan came and woke me up at midnight crying his eyes out because there was a scary, scary man on the television. It was Larry King...