Would you rather?

Playing "Would you rather" with Kyle...

Me: "Would you rather marry the hottest girl in the world but she has a horrible personality and is mean to everyone or the ugliest person in the world and she's sweet and treats you like a king?"
Kyle: "The second one for sure! I don't want anyone who is mean"
Me: "Wow, Kyle! I'm so impressed with you. That's awesome."
Kyle: "because I can always get the second one a make over so I don't have to look at her ugly face"
Me: "...I'm a little less impressed."

CONGRATULATIONS! ITS TWINS!

I was making the appointment to register Maddox and Mason for Kindergarten and when I told her it was for my twins she got very excited and said "Twins?!? Congratulations!!!" I laughed so hard for a few minutes and then apologized and said "I'm sorry. I haven't been congratulated like that for giving birth to twins in 5 years."

Without missing a beat she said "I meant for surviving the past 5 years!!"

I laughed so hard I cried :)