Me and Mine

Me and Mine

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

The Fast and Furious...

So I go down to the courthouse to get sworn in this morning and on my way back on 32, there is an elderly lady in her car stopped on the exit looking scared. I pull over to help her and when I do, she starts moving again. So I go about my business following her on the highway and realizing in about 30 seconds something is severely wrong. She's not going above 20mph on 32 and she's weaving all over the road obviously terrified. I am laying on my horn the whole time to keep semi's and cars going 55mph from hitting her. She's riding the middle of the white line at times. I know it's terrifying for her but she's clearly very confused. She gets off on exits and back on 32. I'm talking to 911 trying to help them get to us and honking begging her to pull over while they transfer me jurisdiction to jurisdiction. Finally back in Batavia where we started, I waved a cop down frantically. He questioned her. She is 97 years old and on her way to the DMV to take her drivers test!!! That is the slowest high speed chase I've ever been a part of...

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

I can't let go of things...

I know that this argued to death in the 1990's but I feel the need to say it now. In season 3 episode 15, Ross cheats on Rachel with the Xerox girl. Then they fight for the next 7 years over if they were 'on a break' during the night due to their fight beforehand. In the first few moments of season 3 episode 16, Monica asks Rachel about her night and if they enjoyed celebrating their anniversary. Rachel replies 'We kind of broke-up instead.' She uses the word break-up. She didn't say 'We kind of took a break. So. Anyway. That settles that. I know none of you care like I do. But. I can't let go...