Allegedly.

My mother in law has, by accident, allegedly, been giving me Prenatal vitamins instead of Vicodin since my surgery yesterday because of a bottle mix up. I've been in a hell of a lot of pain the past two days but at least my hair will be shiny! *%&#!

Royal Flushed

When you lose a tournament with a great hand and you catch yourself on fire ‐ that's a bad night of poker.