One of the things I always wanted to do but sadly never will is join the Army.
The Dream: I'm a complete bad ass on the front lines. I have a gun, but am an excellent H2H combat fighter. I'm both a sniper and a helicopter pilot and I'm always wearing aviators. That's the dream.
Reality: I would hear a gun shot and start screaming hysterically and crying and freaking out and the Army would send me home with a note pinned to my shirt that said 'Thanks for trying out'... Just like 7th grade Volleyball.
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