I dream awesome.

I woke Matt up laughing in my sleep last night and so he woke me up.

Matt: "What's so funny?"
Me: "What?"
Matt: "You were laughing hard just now in your sleep. What were you dreaming about?"
Me (half asleep and very serious): "I made some chili. And I accidentally dropped a squirrel in it. So I was trying to figure out if someone dropped me in a pot of chili, how long would it take me to pee my pants so I could figure out and gauge if the squirrel already peed or if I could serve the chili". 
Matt: "That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard." 

And he fell back asleep.  

 I just remembered that sleepy conversation and cracked up. I dream awesome.