It's really the bumper sticker...

So my aunt borrowed the van and she switched out this afternoon with Matt and left him with her car. Matt met up with me for lunch and the first thing he said was 'We have to switch cars!' and I was like "Why?" and I looked over and said, "Oh, Is it because it's pearly pink?" and he said "Um, no... I can get over that. It's the bumper sticker that says 'If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair' that I'm really having problems with."